That Shinigami, Valentines Day
I had never seen The Undertaker look incredulous before. We had never managed to really surprise him with anything, until now. Gobi and I would have laughed at the face he was making if we hadn't been so totally serious about what we had asked. He looked up at our dead serious faces for a full minute, probably expecting some sign that we were joking.
When none came he went into a laughing fit the likes of which neither of us had ever seen before.
He finally recoverred enough to ask, "What brought on this question?"
"You know what you did, you hooker!" Gobi answered.
He looked bewilderred for a moment before smirking and saying, "Is this about the other day when the earl and his butler came to visit?~"
"Will you just answer the question?" I demanded more than asked.
"Only if you compensate me~"
Gobi sighed dramatically and said, "With what? Should I call Sebastian and have him give you a lapdance this time?"
Undertaker giggled, "That would be worth it just to see the look on his face!"
"Oh gawd..." I shuddered at the mental image.
Gobi turned to me and whisperred, "What the fuck are we supposed to do?"
"I don't know..." We stood there for a moment thinking.
Undertaker got bored and went back to what he had been doing before, "Well, whenever you think of something I'll be here~"
Gobi and I looked at his back, which was turned to us.
Then at eachother...
"Hm, You two are quiet... Should I be worried?~" Undertaker asked, still looking at the paperwork. When we didn't answer he spared a glance back at us, "Girls~?" We just stared back.
There was an instant where realization flashed across his face at what we were planning to do. Before he could move to stop us we tackled him.
Tickling was, admittedly, a dirty move on our part, but we were desperate! And against Gobi's nails...
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| AN: Pffffft!!! *spits out tea* XDDD I just realized- it looks like she's spanking him, or something XDDDDD!!! |
After he had thrown us off he layed on the ground, breathing hard.He sat up, looking drained, "You two really know how to run at a problem head on!"
"There, we made you laugh!"
"Yeah, now tell us!"
I guess technically he could have told us that didn't count, but I think he was afraid we would rush him and do it again.
"Fine, fine," He agreed, "The answer is: no, I'm bi~!"
Each of us breathed a sigh of relief.
Then I called, "Alright, you guys! Pay up!"
A coffin opened and out of it climbed Grell, Ciel, and Lau.
"Eh?! I thought for sure he was all the way into guys!" Grell whined, handing over his cash.
"I know- I've never seen him handle a girl the way he handles the earl!" Lau agreed, giving us his cash, too.
"Please... I'd rather not think about this any longer. I've spent far too long in his presence," Ciel said, looking a bit ill. He handed over his money, too and they all left through the front door.
"Well, it's been very... educational, Unny!" Gobi said, while stuffing her pockets with money.
I did the same, "Yeah, I feel like I know you better, now!"
"Well, it's been fun~!" We turned to leave.
"Wait,"
At the sound of his voice, we halted and turned to look at him.
"...Unny?"
He looked at us curiously, "Is that... the only reason you two wanted to ask me that?"
We just smirked.
The End~
Happy Valentine's Day!~ <3
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